A Republican politician eating an Almond Joy and a Religious Pastor eating a Peanut Roll stumbled into each other in a bar.
Republican politician: Hey, You got peanuts on my Almond Joy!
Religious Pastor: Hey, You got almonds on my Peanut Roll!
Both of them: Ummmmmmmmmm… I like that!
Bartender: Sheesh -- Religion and Politics – Now they’re TWICE as nutty.