A Republican politician eating an Almond Joy and a Religious Pastor eating a Peanut Roll stumbled into each other in a bar.

Republican politician:  Hey, You got peanuts on my Almond Joy!

Religious Pastor:  Hey, You got almonds on my Peanut Roll!

Both of them:  Ummmmmmmmmm… I like that!

Bartender:  Sheesh -- Religion and Politics – Now they’re TWICE as nutty.